Some Christmas nostalgia<(sounds more like a sinus problem, doesn't it?)
I created the ^above^ Christmas card several years ago when I had a crush on Mr. Jones.
He was my 'man of the hour' then (about 6 December's ago.)
It was my phickle phase...fickle fazed...fickle phase.
Not with real people, only actors. Which are real people (I think, unless they are all cgi, um, that may eventually be), although they are kinda like imaginary loves. Or something.
In reality, I am quite a devoted person to those I care about, regardless of how I may be treated by them.
Anyway, I still love Vinnie. He has just been moved to a different section of my heart for the time being.
I wouldn't want to ride a subway train with him though<('The Midnight Meat Train', look it up), and I wouldn't eat Cheerios cereal for the longest time after watching the film, either (Mahogany's chest, look it up!)
*ugh*
K, here are some of my Vinnie inspired ideas-
Drive thru Santas and more...
Idea #1 Drive-thru Santas.
With all the germs and little leaky bottoms children are wont to have, I thought this would be a healthier alternative.
Santa sits in a booth with, let's say, a Rudolph head (not a real one of course) as the microphone where parents can drive up to and children can speak into said microphone, telling Santa what they want for Christmas and the like. A candy cane dispenser will automatically eject a cane for all those good girls and boys and a camera (possibly inside Rudolph's nose), can snap a picture if the parent so desires and photo impose it (photo of child) on a preprinted Santa picture. A money box for 'donations' will be located at the end of the visit a few feet ahead, with Vinnie Jones dressed as Mrs. Claus with a large rolling pin standing guard. If a donation is not made, further down the driven path, a troop of a dozen or so chimpanzees dressed as elves will run from the forest (oh yes, it must be in the suburbs, if not, I suppose in the city bums (as in homeless) can be substituted) and tear off your cars windshield wipers, rip landau roofs, smash headlamps etc., and then run back into the forest (or alley if city.) If the parent tries telling the police, what are they going to think of such an explanation? Anyway, that is my idea.
Now, if you are more of the religious sort, idea #2 can be a living drive-thru nativity where the holy family waves to the children. There can be a Jesus or Mary microphone where all can confess their sins and wish for world peace. A photo can also be taken of your child, photo imposed amongst the shepherds. There will, of course, be a money box for 'donations' and Vinnie Jones will be dressed as a centurion holding a large spear and scowling.
So what do you think? Good ideas, huh?
He was my 'man of the hour' then (about 6 December's ago.)
It was my phickle phase...fickle fazed...fickle phase.
Not with real people, only actors. Which are real people (I think, unless they are all cgi, um, that may eventually be), although they are kinda like imaginary loves. Or something.
In reality, I am quite a devoted person to those I care about, regardless of how I may be treated by them.
Anyway, I still love Vinnie. He has just been moved to a different section of my heart for the time being.
I wouldn't want to ride a subway train with him though<('The Midnight Meat Train', look it up), and I wouldn't eat Cheerios cereal for the longest time after watching the film, either (Mahogany's chest, look it up!)
*ugh*
K, here are some of my Vinnie inspired ideas-
Drive thru Santas and more...
Idea #1 Drive-thru Santas.
With all the germs and little leaky bottoms children are wont to have, I thought this would be a healthier alternative.
Santa sits in a booth with, let's say, a Rudolph head (not a real one of course) as the microphone where parents can drive up to and children can speak into said microphone, telling Santa what they want for Christmas and the like. A candy cane dispenser will automatically eject a cane for all those good girls and boys and a camera (possibly inside Rudolph's nose), can snap a picture if the parent so desires and photo impose it (photo of child) on a preprinted Santa picture. A money box for 'donations' will be located at the end of the visit a few feet ahead, with Vinnie Jones dressed as Mrs. Claus with a large rolling pin standing guard. If a donation is not made, further down the driven path, a troop of a dozen or so chimpanzees dressed as elves will run from the forest (oh yes, it must be in the suburbs, if not, I suppose in the city bums (as in homeless) can be substituted) and tear off your cars windshield wipers, rip landau roofs, smash headlamps etc., and then run back into the forest (or alley if city.) If the parent tries telling the police, what are they going to think of such an explanation? Anyway, that is my idea.
Now, if you are more of the religious sort, idea #2 can be a living drive-thru nativity where the holy family waves to the children. There can be a Jesus or Mary microphone where all can confess their sins and wish for world peace. A photo can also be taken of your child, photo imposed amongst the shepherds. There will, of course, be a money box for 'donations' and Vinnie Jones will be dressed as a centurion holding a large spear and scowling.
So what do you think? Good ideas, huh?