Well, the time has come.
It is ART, since there are rules and regulations about baring one's ACTUAL breasts/chest on some sites.
I had planned on having curtains that could be drawn back exposing my nipple art, but I haven't been feeling well lately, so it's just going to be a bare bones exhibition.
(I want you to imagine much fanfare. Cello, harp and violin music, cocktails and hors d'oeuvre being served, etc. )
(Feel free to titter and/or guffaw)
First up, I give you
'The Persistence of Mammary'
Next (which I finished today whilst feeling ill, so bare that in mind), we have 'Starry Nipples'
And last, but not least-
'The Teat-ery of Images'
I'd like to thank the artists, wheresoever their souls may lie, for parodying their work. I learned much from the experience, actually.
Mine are rendered in watercolour, whilst theirs were done in oils.
In viewing the pieces up close, I realized they are not as detailed as I had originally thought. Van Gogh's Starry Night, for instance, when viewed up close, has a very childlike quality, there were even exposed parts of the canvas. it was created whilst he was in an asylum.
Anyway, I have fulfilled my promise.
Next I will be working on the music and lyrics of the Knaughty Knightly Ditty, as promised, so stay tuned.
There ARE deviations, some done purposely (bird's beak instead of nose), others because I grew tired and lazy. I don't enjoy doing scenery, I like doing portraits.
PS, I love and fear bold colours. Envious of those who execute them successfully..