Conversation with neighbor-
Me- 'My, what big eyes you have Mrs. Martien?' Mrs. Martien- 'All the better to disintegra...I mean, see you with, my dear.' :)
Of Matters and AntiMatters: The Relativity of Stuff....and Things |
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Honestly, I sometimes wonder if all the current search for habitable planets and extraterrestrial life, isn't because governments already know there is and just want to break it to use sloooowly, so people don't panic? You know, like how the first thing Americans do is reach for their guns. Like what happened during that New Mexico incident. <(click on it!) Yeah, you heard me, NEW MEXICO, as in Roswell, but it's not that incident, it's a different one, and it has nothing to do with those Mexican aliens illegally here in the US. Not even new ones. ^Our next door neighbor. Yeah, they said they are from France.^ Hmm, stinky aliens. I should think they would smell more like ozone or something, but then our neighbors smell like a burning sort of stinky. Like burning plant matter. A 'weedish' smell, perhaps. ('Weedish' not 'Swedish'. I do not know what Swede's smell like. If so, I would have added it to 'My Big Book of Things I’ve Observed, Touched, Sniffed, Heard, Licked...I mean liked and Imagined: The Good, the Bad and the Tasty'.)
Conversation with neighbor- Me- 'My, what big eyes you have Mrs. Martien?' Mrs. Martien- 'All the better to disintegra...I mean, see you with, my dear.' :) Comments are closed.
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