This might destroy your childhood as it has mine!
So what are they inferring, Snow White wasn’t so snow white? Living with 7 dwarves and all????
That Cinderella had already had a fella?
Aurora was a ...well, it begins with ‘wh’, has an ‘o’ in the middle and would end (to rhyme, obviously) with ‘ra’?
Ariel had a tail to tell?
Pocahontas....don’t even want to go there
Jasmine has men?
Belle had already been wrung (sorry, running out of funny here)
Rapunzel, Mulan, Tiana, Merida(?!? no! NO! *stomps foot* I refuse to believe that of her!), none were virgin maidens?
*sigh*
This has just sullied my childhood icons. I don’t think I will ever view any of these ‘princesses’ in the same pure light again.
What is wrong with you Disney? Say it isn’t so. Restore my innocent childhood.
All I can hope is that this is a cruel joke. :(
Bare bums and explicitness ahead-