In this post I will simply refer to it as the 'a' word, just in case you missed it while reading :)
Excuses are a dime a dozen, or so I am told,
and everybody has at least one.
My excuse is ignorence induced insanity <('a' word)
Ignorance, as well.
My own, and sometimes even become surrounded by it.
'Ignorence' is not actually a word. I made it up.
In 'my' dictionary it means 'the act of being ignored'.
I don't know how suited that is to anything,
I just make things up as I go along.
Actually, I do not know the difference between 'ence' and 'ance'.
I think it may have something to do with algorithm,
and then again,
Honestly, I really don't care.
But, back to where I left off.
Maybe I am just an idiot,
and being such,
cannot be held responsible for my words or actions.
That will be my excuse. It's as good as any. Until I think of a better one.
There are excusable excuses <(minor 'a' word)
Such as illness, misunderstanding, the dog ate my homework,
he/she made me do it, the devil made me do it, my watch stopped/alarm didn't go off, I had a flat tire, an evil wizard transported me to a deserted graveyard where he proceeded to have a duel of wands with me after having used the Avada Kedavra spell which killed my friend Cedric...oh wait, that was Harry Potter. Never mind.
Anyway, the only plausible excuses were the first two.
There may be a few more but I have a headache again (excuse) so am not thinking clearly enough (excuse) to continue.
I finish with, one of my greatest problems.
I make excuses.
Not only for myself but for everyone else as well.
Excuses are sort of like reasons.
Some are viable reasons.
Others are not, therefore are called 'excuses'.
Now, may I be excused?
I have to go to the bathroom.
Oh, and I procrastinate as well.
I am a procrastinator.
I would make up an excuse for that, but
I really have to go to the bathroom.
I can't procrastinate that or I will wet my panties.
How embarrassing that would be.