Teatime must wait, there was something a foot (yep, he would soon find out there was actually less than a foot...or hand...or torso...)
He daintily dabbed the corners of his mouth, pinky extended, covered his pot with a cosy to keep it warm, then proceeded to the Lab.
When he reached his destination, he calmly assessed the situation.
To see the horror and chaos Frankie beheld, you must unscramble the scene below (scrambled being it’s
Yes, it’s a jigsaw puzzle that you must solve. Do have to I explain everything? *sigh*
(And I made it fairly easy. See how long it takes you to put it together! Yep, that was a challenge, didn't you feel the glove slap across your face? :)
He began sweeping and mopping up the bits and bobs of ‘who’, what and I dunno.
At finding a portion of his beloved ‘mathter’, Professor PP insisted he be addressed as such (heh, now he’ll have no need for ‘a(d)dress’ of any kind. Yeah, the Professor’s closet held many secrets), face lying on the table, tears began to well in his eyes. The ‘shock’ of the situation finally struck, like an arc from one of the Lab’s Tesla coils!
Who would look after him now? Who would give him his regularly scheduled lashings?
Who would.call him what the Professor referred to as endearments, such as ‘you blithering idiot’ and ‘bumbling git.’
With such woeful thoughts pressing on his addled brain, he gathered all the remains into the Lab's ‘Possibly Hazardous Biological Containment Unit’, or P.U. for short..
As the profundity of it all hit home, what would HELLdin say when she returned to find what remained of her two friends, plus guest, in the dumpster...er, the P.U.?
‘She will probably want to know what happened in detail, and maybe even blame me for this’ he mumbled under his breath, just as a light bulb went off in his head...
Whatever the cause, ‘he got an idea. An absolutely ambitiously anatomically (possibly appallingly amoral) asinine idea!
Frankie Gore got a wonderful, asinine idea!
‘I know just what to do!’ Frankie laughed in his throat.
‘I’ll gather it up, throw it into the moat!
The gator’s will eat it and that’s a fact,
She’ll never know, and that will be that!’
(Yes, yes, a teensy bit of creative license taken from the grinch at the end, there, so what :p)
Stay tuned for even MORE of this exciting adventure...I know, you’re asking yourself ‘Can it get any more exciting than this?’ Guess you’ll just have to wait and see!
He showered, put on his ‘thinking cap’, finished his tea,
and formulated his plan.......