The TURDIS, being larger on the outside than in, would only accommodate The Proctologist (aka, Doctor Poo) and Death Maul.
The Professor would remain in his laboratory, formulating a back-up plan if this one failed.
The Current Plan:
They had none.
Schnecke teleported HELLdin (who now, fully composed and with
MeisterfröhlichHenkersbeil in hand, was sternly intent upon rescuing her beloved, and fellow B.O.O.B., Farlich) and Doctor McKoi into his conveyance, which, opposite of TURDIS, appeared much smaller on the outside than within.
Of course, their size was reduced accordingly to accommodate.
The Professor would remain in his laboratory, formulating a back-up plan if this one failed.
The Current Plan:
They had none.
Schnecke teleported HELLdin (who now, fully composed and with
MeisterfröhlichHenkersbeil in hand, was sternly intent upon rescuing her beloved, and fellow B.O.O.B., Farlich) and Doctor McKoi into his conveyance, which, opposite of TURDIS, appeared much smaller on the outside than within.
Of course, their size was reduced accordingly to accommodate.
^(cut away views of the SIDRAT)^
The Slime Lord then entered some coordinates and the SIDRAT, along with it’s crew, warped into EVH (Escape Velocity Hyperdrive.)
Back in the lab....
As the others made to enter the TURDIS, a gurgling sound began to emanate
from Death. Unbeknownst to everyone, the alien had started
it’s self-destruct mechanism (everything does under such circumstance, yes?)
As the others made to enter the TURDIS, a gurgling sound began to emanate
from Death. Unbeknownst to everyone, the alien had started
it’s self-destruct mechanism (everything does under such circumstance, yes?)
Death’s stomach began to expand,
and expand....
AND EXPAND as the gurgling turned to a deep rumbling,
then...
KABOOMEDYBAM!
To say the scheisse hit the fan would be an understatement.
There were bits of alien, Death, the TURDIS and Doctor Poo, as well as
Professor PP (how ‘initially’ appropriate is that, I ask?) splattered all over the room.
Are you picturing this?
Guess I’ll have to show you then.
then...
KABOOMEDYBAM!
To say the scheisse hit the fan would be an understatement.
There were bits of alien, Death, the TURDIS and Doctor Poo, as well as
Professor PP (how ‘initially’ appropriate is that, I ask?) splattered all over the room.
Are you picturing this?
Guess I’ll have to show you then.
Pretty darn messy, huh?
All organic matter within a nanomile radius was blasted to 'Smith'-ereens
(yep, Matt, that goes for you, too, as well as the TURDIS, which, like the SIDRAT,
was actually an organic life form in and of itself.)
What a mess, this was going to be to clean up!!!
(Next: Who? What? Where? When? And How will this all end????)
All organic matter within a nanomile radius was blasted to 'Smith'-ereens
(yep, Matt, that goes for you, too, as well as the TURDIS, which, like the SIDRAT,
was actually an organic life form in and of itself.)
What a mess, this was going to be to clean up!!!
(Next: Who? What? Where? When? And How will this all end????)