HELLdin looked woefully at the van...’well, Schnecke, I suppose we can drive it home, with one headlight’ she sang, hoping to lighten the situation.
To make matters worse, it was a moonless night, the clouds hung heavy from the mesosphere downwards, obliterating all heavenly light. Just darkness...made darker still, from the ominousness of the forest itself. Thank goodness the high beams, well, beam in this case, still worked!
To make matters worse, it was a moonless night, the clouds hung heavy from the mesosphere downwards, obliterating all heavenly light. Just darkness...made darker still, from the ominousness of the forest itself. Thank goodness the high beams, well, beam in this case, still worked!
Creeping along at 27 mph, HELLdin hoped they would pass through the legendary ‘10 minutes to any destination’ warp, but she had her doubts.
As they approached the heart of the Semi-Black Forest, the world grew still, there were no comforting night sounds nor sights, no cricket calls, no fireflies. Just a dead silence, when suddenly something very tall lumbered out in front of the van, then froze, staring blankly at the headlight.
As they approached the heart of the Semi-Black Forest, the world grew still, there were no comforting night sounds nor sights, no cricket calls, no fireflies. Just a dead silence, when suddenly something very tall lumbered out in front of the van, then froze, staring blankly at the headlight.
‘It’s the Man of Forest, Green Man! No, a weredeer, look, it has antlers!’ HELLdin exclaimed as she squinted, her eyes trying to focus in the dusk to see more clearly the beastly form in front of them.
‘Big Foot!’ Schnecke schrieked, as he jammed on the brakes.
‘Big Foot!’ Schnecke schrieked, as he jammed on the brakes.
Wait, ‘that’s no ‘squatch, I believe it’s....’ her face now pressed against where the windshield should have been, ‘it’s.....Death Maul the Disruptive, but not necessarily, Destroyer!’
‘But what in fripping hell is he doing out here’ Schnecke replied (with a very curious menacing undertone), ‘and why is he naked?’
‘Death? Is that you?’ HELLdin spoke quietly, as one would to a thing of the wilds.
There was no response, just a vacant stare.
‘I’m sure that is him, Schnecke. Let’s get him back to headquarters, perhaps Professor PP (the Professor of Pandemonic Pain) will have some insight into this.'
‘But what in fripping hell is he doing out here’ Schnecke replied (with a very curious menacing undertone), ‘and why is he naked?’
‘Death? Is that you?’ HELLdin spoke quietly, as one would to a thing of the wilds.
There was no response, just a vacant stare.
‘I’m sure that is him, Schnecke. Let’s get him back to headquarters, perhaps Professor PP (the Professor of Pandemonic Pain) will have some insight into this.'
The two, wrangled the speechless, malodorous, drooling one, into the van and they continued homeward..
Dum..dum...DUMB!!!!!! Guess we will just have to wait to find out what happens next, dear readers. Is it really Death Maul? And what happened to FarLich? Is there alien probing in the next chapter? Will the dialogue get even worse? That is for me to know and you to....not know, yet, so stay tooned for the next exciting(?) episode of ‘HELLdin, the Evil (but pleasant) Destroyer’