Yep, poor Frankie Gore, Professor PP’s faithful ‘as is’tant (pis.)
Frankie was in his cell, er, room in the dunge....basement having himself a nice spot of tea and crumpets (of course. Frankie is a Steampunk enthusiast and fancies himself quite the scholarly gentleman, and, once in awhile, when alone in his cell, I mean, room, with arms extended, he soars around, pretending to be an airship captain. Or a aeropirate. Or some such thing. Hey, it’s his fantasy, he can be whatever he likes!), when he heard, felt and sensed a disturbance in the Farce.
Teatime must wait, there was something a foot (yep, he would soon find out there was actually less than a foot...or hand...or torso...)
He daintily dabbed the corners of his mouth, pinky extended, covered his pot with a cosy to keep it warm, then proceeded to the Lab.
When he reached his destination, he calmly assessed the situation.
To see the horror and chaos Frankie beheld, you must unscramble the scene below (scrambled being it’s
precise condition.)
Yes, it’s a jigsaw puzzle that you must solve. Do have to I explain everything? *sigh*
(And I made it fairly easy. See how long it takes you to put it together! Yep, that was a challenge, didn't you feel the glove slap across your face? :)
Teatime must wait, there was something a foot (yep, he would soon find out there was actually less than a foot...or hand...or torso...)
He daintily dabbed the corners of his mouth, pinky extended, covered his pot with a cosy to keep it warm, then proceeded to the Lab.
When he reached his destination, he calmly assessed the situation.
To see the horror and chaos Frankie beheld, you must unscramble the scene below (scrambled being it’s
precise condition.)
Yes, it’s a jigsaw puzzle that you must solve. Do have to I explain everything? *sigh*
(And I made it fairly easy. See how long it takes you to put it together! Yep, that was a challenge, didn't you feel the glove slap across your face? :)
Since there was no longer anyone else currently at compound headquarters <(yeah, there were a few of those, but just barely, left lying about as well), he assigned himself clean-up duty (haha, I said doodie, again how thoroughly appropriate :)
He began sweeping and mopping up the bits and bobs of ‘who’, what and I dunno.
At finding a portion of his beloved ‘mathter’, Professor PP insisted he be addressed as such (heh, now he’ll have no need for ‘a(d)dress’ of any kind. Yeah, the Professor’s closet held many secrets), face lying on the table, tears began to well in his eyes. The ‘shock’ of the situation finally struck, like an arc from one of the Lab’s Tesla coils!
Who would look after him now? Who would give him his regularly scheduled lashings?
Who would.call him what the Professor referred to as endearments, such as ‘you blithering idiot’ and ‘bumbling git.’
With such woeful thoughts pressing on his addled brain, he gathered all the remains into the Lab's ‘Possibly Hazardous Biological Containment Unit’, or P.U. for short..
As the profundity of it all hit home, what would HELLdin say when she returned to find what remained of her two friends, plus guest, in the dumpster...er, the P.U.?
‘She will probably want to know what happened in detail, and maybe even blame me for this’ he mumbled under his breath, just as a light bulb went off in his head...
He began sweeping and mopping up the bits and bobs of ‘who’, what and I dunno.
At finding a portion of his beloved ‘mathter’, Professor PP insisted he be addressed as such (heh, now he’ll have no need for ‘a(d)dress’ of any kind. Yeah, the Professor’s closet held many secrets), face lying on the table, tears began to well in his eyes. The ‘shock’ of the situation finally struck, like an arc from one of the Lab’s Tesla coils!
Who would look after him now? Who would give him his regularly scheduled lashings?
Who would.call him what the Professor referred to as endearments, such as ‘you blithering idiot’ and ‘bumbling git.’
With such woeful thoughts pressing on his addled brain, he gathered all the remains into the Lab's ‘Possibly Hazardous Biological Containment Unit’, or P.U. for short..
As the profundity of it all hit home, what would HELLdin say when she returned to find what remained of her two friends, plus guest, in the dumpster...er, the P.U.?
‘She will probably want to know what happened in detail, and maybe even blame me for this’ he mumbled under his breath, just as a light bulb went off in his head...
...or, was it simply a residual reaction still ‘current’ in his bolts from cleaning one of the Professor’s shiny hanging electric balls?
Whatever the cause, ‘he got an idea. An absolutely ambitiously anatomically (possibly appallingly amoral) asinine idea!
Frankie Gore got a wonderful, asinine idea!
‘I know just what to do!’ Frankie laughed in his throat.
‘I’ll gather it up, throw it into the moat!
The gator’s will eat it and that’s a fact,
She’ll never know, and that will be that!’
Whatever the cause, ‘he got an idea. An absolutely ambitiously anatomically (possibly appallingly amoral) asinine idea!
Frankie Gore got a wonderful, asinine idea!
‘I know just what to do!’ Frankie laughed in his throat.
‘I’ll gather it up, throw it into the moat!
The gator’s will eat it and that’s a fact,
She’ll never know, and that will be that!’
Pleased with his very thorough cleaning job, he giddily (or was that git-ally) ran off to hatch his plan.
(Yes, yes, a teensy bit of creative license taken from the grinch at the end, there, so what :p)
Stay tuned for even MORE of this exciting adventure...I know, you’re asking yourself ‘Can it get any more exciting than this?’ Guess you’ll just have to wait and see!
(Yes, yes, a teensy bit of creative license taken from the grinch at the end, there, so what :p)
Stay tuned for even MORE of this exciting adventure...I know, you’re asking yourself ‘Can it get any more exciting than this?’ Guess you’ll just have to wait and see!
Frankie Gore returned to his room with purpose and determination.
He showered, put on his ‘thinking cap’, finished his tea,
and formulated his plan.......
He showered, put on his ‘thinking cap’, finished his tea,
and formulated his plan.......