I think, since the last storm, he's had some work done on him. Cosmetic snowgery, I imagine, since he was much better looking, and cleaner, too, last I saw him.
Then I came across this in my travels-
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Build huge snow creatures, of course! This is actually from the previous snowstorm, he (I'm assuming here it's a 'he' since it had no boobs and obviously was not anatomically correct in any way, shape or form) was already starting to melt some (and was dirty from cars throwing ick up on him.) I think, since the last storm, he's had some work done on him. Cosmetic snowgery, I imagine, since he was much better looking, and cleaner, too, last I saw him. Then I came across this in my travels- It was difficult to distinguish just what sort of monstrosity this was from afar.... So I approached the beast with caution....to spook it could prove dangerous! This is as close as I dared advance! I noticed it had a pine branch sticking out of it's hind *cougharsecough* quarters...wait, maybe it was it's tail? Yes, I suppose it was! That, or it backed into a conifer! Unless, that is, a previous traveler speared it? No, I think it was definitely the tail of this new 'species', a pigbullhorsedog, with it's massive legs and teeny tiny (horned? eared?) head!
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