Curious, I read the National Trivia Day article ^above^ concerning wizards pooping themselves wherever they stood, then simply vanished it (which I ASSume, rid any odor as well.) *sigh*
Much adoodoo about nothing, I say! *groan*
As I go off on a tangent concerning feculence...
Think about this, with all the life that's been on this planet for billions and billions of years, the majority of which defecate in some manner, there has been quite an accumulation.
From bears doing so in the wood, to airdropping avian, all mammal, fish, fowl etc. relieve themselves.
The earth has layers upon layers of poop, from fossilized dinosaur's, to sanitation plant waste. It's a crust of the Earth now.
It's everywhere, in some form or another.
Perhaps IT IS the secret of life on this planet, fertilization?!?!
Plantlife seem to love and flourish on it.
Hmm, that makes me wonder do plants poop, or have they developed so efficiently there is no waste?
I 'spose I'm done now. Just a thought.
As far as wizards go? I do not meddle in their affairs, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
'Nuf said.
Do you really think I would let this *ahem* pass *cough* without a comment?
I felt it my....physic duty....to do so. *wink*
Whilst we're on the topic, I noticed the other eve whenst watching 'Vikings' on the History Channel, King Alfred riding in a procession wearing a beautiful long robed cape that stretched over his horse's hindquarters :/
That did not seem a wise choice. Perhaps a short cape would have been better. Or draped to one side at least. Less impressive but decidedly more hygienic in case the horse had to, well, you get the picture, don't you?
Oh, and as to the aforementioned subject, cities built upon colonial towns, what with chamber pots being dumped out windows + outhouses, surely they have a very fecal foundation.
K, now I'm done.
Much adoodoo about nothing, I say! *groan*
As I go off on a tangent concerning feculence...
Think about this, with all the life that's been on this planet for billions and billions of years, the majority of which defecate in some manner, there has been quite an accumulation.
From bears doing so in the wood, to airdropping avian, all mammal, fish, fowl etc. relieve themselves.
The earth has layers upon layers of poop, from fossilized dinosaur's, to sanitation plant waste. It's a crust of the Earth now.
It's everywhere, in some form or another.
Perhaps IT IS the secret of life on this planet, fertilization?!?!
Plantlife seem to love and flourish on it.
Hmm, that makes me wonder do plants poop, or have they developed so efficiently there is no waste?
I 'spose I'm done now. Just a thought.
As far as wizards go? I do not meddle in their affairs, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
'Nuf said.
Do you really think I would let this *ahem* pass *cough* without a comment?
I felt it my....physic duty....to do so. *wink*
Whilst we're on the topic, I noticed the other eve whenst watching 'Vikings' on the History Channel, King Alfred riding in a procession wearing a beautiful long robed cape that stretched over his horse's hindquarters :/
That did not seem a wise choice. Perhaps a short cape would have been better. Or draped to one side at least. Less impressive but decidedly more hygienic in case the horse had to, well, you get the picture, don't you?
Oh, and as to the aforementioned subject, cities built upon colonial towns, what with chamber pots being dumped out windows + outhouses, surely they have a very fecal foundation.
K, now I'm done.