What they aren't telling you is it is made of dark matter. Anything you paint with it will mutate into a meta. Whatever you do, DO NOT GET IT ON YOUR SKIN!!!
Also, refrain from filling in circles with it, whidh may (or may not, but why take any chances, air?) create a black hole.
Use with caution!
(I believe it may have been created at CERN *coughLHCcough* or possibly if not probe'ablly at CONCERN in their GHC...)
Besides thinking this is some nefarious TrumPutin plot, or (if he were real), Magneto possibly relocating his Fortification of Ferrousness by a few degrees, I am thinking (ever so unscientifically) that if you have a lot of iron in your blood, if you ventured too close to one of the poles you could either be drawn to it against your will, or repelled away from it....picturing this now.....
I said it was unscientific.
Since the Earth’s magnetic field is stronger at the poles, would that make EMFs stronger? I wonder how this affects Santa, his workshop and the elves? Could that be what stunted their growth!?! Questions, questions, questions!
I have a magnetic personality. I either draw or repel, which is interesting since you would think like-personalities would actually attract, yet magnetically speaking, they repel.
Looked it up, and that’s where the expression ‘opposites attract’ comes from. Maybe they attract out of curiosity?
Eh, I’m anemic, so maybe that explains it. Lack attraction of any kind.....
Curious, I read the National Trivia Day article ^above^ concerning wizards pooping themselves wherever they stood, then simply vanished it (which I ASSume, rid any odor as well.) *sigh*
Much a doodoo about nothing, I say! *groan*
As I go off on a tangent concerning feculence...
Think about this, with all the life that's been on this planet for billions and billions of years, the majority of which defecate in some manner, there has been quite an accumulation.
From bears doing so in the wood, to airdropping avian, all mammal, fish, fowl etc. relieve themselves.
The earth has layers upon layers of poop, from fossilized dinosaur's, to sanitation plant waste. It's a crust of the Earth now.
It's everywhere, in some form or another.
Perhaps IT IS the secret of life on this planet, fertilization?!?!
Plantlife seem to love and flourish on it.
Hmm, that makes me wonder do plants poop, or have they developed so efficiently there is no waste?
I 'spose I'm done now. Just a thought.
As far as wizards go? I do not meddle in their affairs, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Do you really think I would let this *ahem* pass *cough* without a comment?
I felt it my....physic duty....to do so. *wink*
Whilst we're on the topic, I noticed the other eve whenst watching 'Vikings' on the History Channel, King Alfred riding in a procession wearing a beautiful long robed cape that stretched over his horse's hindquarters :/
That did not seem a wise choice. Perhaps a short cape would have been better. Or draped to one side at least. Less impressive but decidedly more hygienic in case the horse had to, well, you get the picture, don't you?
Oh, and as to the aforementioned subject, cities built upon colonial towns, what with chamber pots being dumped out windows + outhouses, surely they have a very fecal foundation.
K, now I'm done.
Drum roll, please...
As the anticipation builds................
The moment you've all been anticipating...or not..................
I read Weebly's policy and human nudity (unless presented as art) is forbidden fruit.
BUT, never fear, I shall, after the holidays, do a painting of my nipples.
In the meantime, here is a challenge to TEST YOUR NIPPLE KNOWLEDGE!
Are you ready for...
'Name That Nip!'
Can you recognize to whom the following various nipples belong????
Here are the mammals in question. (Hope it's not too racy for you :)
Bear, Orangutan, Elephant, Sow, Bigfoot, Goat, Cat, Lion, Smurf, Dog, Platypus and Gorilla
in no particular order.
You can scroll down and see the answers after the interesting article concerning bum nipples. Yes, I said bum nipples.
Here are the answers to the know your nipple challenge. In order from left to right.
Row one: Sow, Orangutan, Goat, Cat
Row two: Dog, Bear, Gorilla, Elephant
Row three: Bigfoot, Lion, Smurf (who knew, AIR?), Platypus...they have no nipples.
And, in parting I give you a plethora of nipples
Ummmm. Eyes on the skies?
there has been a slight delay in the presentation of my nipples due to the upcoming hollyday...holyday...holiday, but (no, there will be no presentation of my buttocks. I know, disappointment) fear not, for I am abreast of the situation.
I will present them as soon as possible and I assure you it will be udderly *ahem* titillating.
Don't worry, I have a keen mammary and shan't forget. I promise you it'll be the next entry here, nips or bust...perhaps both!
Here is a computer generated profile presentation> } <Use your imagination *sigh*
Of course there is!!!
Prepare for agitated rant, which will resume after the following article...
Specifically their stance on, 'female-presenting nipples.'
Firstly, wtf<(wait, am I allowed to use such cloaked profanity? Yes, yes I can because this is my blog) do they mean by 'presenting'???
Men have nippled breasts, too.
Some men could/should use training bras. Or larger. Yet even they can bare their breasts in public. Does that elicit arousal?
Why are only women's breasts considered sexual?
Who invented these rules???
I can understand banning sexual acts and genitalia<(which by adding the 'ia' actually gives a classy ring to it, imo), though I wonder if that includes, in their new policy, written descriptives as well?
There are, or so I'm told, plenty of sites that encourage such things anyway.
It's just the principle of singling out nipples.
In fairness, they should ban all nipples regardless of gender, age, race, religion, size, species or use. AIR?
Hmph! This makes me want to.....make nipple earrings and pins in protest!
If I wasn't such a procrastinator, I would.
Instead I'll post my nips in my next blog entry.
For now, here's a recipe-
Capezzoli di Venere (Nipples of Venus)
And to make my point....about nips, at least-
Don't forget to stay tuned for the presentation of my nipple/s!
I beg to differ,with KiddBlack's Reddit forum comment, as well as Kotaku's in the above article, BUT<(and that's a very big but :) let me first apologize in advance for what I am about to disclose.
My brain works in mysterious ways (as if you didn't realize that yet), and the following is meant in humour and not meant to insult or offend.
I thought everyone knew Frosty was actually an ice golem created by Jews to gather Christian children for their Hanukkah feast.
And of course, the only way to kill him is a stake of holly through the heart...no, wait, that's Santa who is a vampire which is why he lives forever and only delivers at night. Bringing candy and sweets to Christian children. To fatten them up for the feast. Wait...no, that is the Passover Wererabbit....or am I thinking of Welsh rarebit, ('waiter' she said,, 'there's a hare in my rarebit...a rabbit in my harebit?') which is something completely different. Rarebit. Cheesy puns, huh?
Well, now my train of thought just derailed and what a mess. Twisted and mangled thoughts everywhere. I really dislike when that happens. ANYHOW, so ends this post.
(And to any Jewish people that read this blog, my humble apologies. It is all meant in jest. I like your religion muchly.)
She looked up at her new Mother, and smiled.
She began to introduce herself, ‘Hello, my name is.....’ but a flood of names raced through her head, so many, so diverse, yet none were really hers. They had all been given. Her rightful name was one she chose in the beginning. When they, her and all others, first arrived.
She opened her mouth to speak her one, true, name. All that escaped her lips were gurgles and coos. After all, she was newly born. Transformed. Again. Thankfully, not as an insect, carrot or desk.
She waited to hear what new name she’d been given....
I dreamt the above, and the following, early this morning, jotted it down lest I doze back and forget.
One's energy/spirit, when first ‘born’, recalls it’s pasts, it is just unable to relate it to others.
Most all those memories eventually fade, so by the time you are able to speak, you can no longer remember them. Perhaps a few, emotionally strong ones, are retained.
The dream continued that all energy in this universe came from Higgs field(s), which, in itself, was brought here from another universe when ours was first newly born.
I think I know why I dreamt this, though.
Before I fell asleep, I contemplated whether it would be less scary to know that when you die, that was it, just an endless eternal sleep, if you will, as opposed to an unknown afterlife.
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