My brain works in mysterious ways (as if you didn't realize that yet), and the following is meant in humour and not meant to insult or offend.
I thought everyone knew Frosty was actually an ice golem created by Jews to gather Christian children for their Hanukkah feast.
And of course, the only way to kill him is a stake of holly through the heart...no, wait, that's Santa who is a vampire which is why he lives forever and only delivers at night. Bringing candy and sweets to Christian children. To fatten them up for the feast. Wait...no, that is the Passover Wererabbit....or am I thinking of Welsh rarebit, ('waiter' she said,, 'there's a hare in my rarebit...a rabbit in my harebit?') which is something completely different. Rarebit. Cheesy puns, huh?
Well, now my train of thought just derailed and what a mess. Twisted and mangled thoughts everywhere. I really dislike when that happens. ANYHOW, so ends this post.