I am R'lyeh's officially licensed representative. and therefore responsible for all that goes on here.
It was brought to my attention that Godzilla has been doing his doodie and not cleaning up after himself.
I confronted him with the problem and of course the excuses flowed like, um, water. I present you with the footage captured by one of the hundreds of hidden surveillance cameras on the island....
It was brought to my attention that Godzilla has been doing his doodie and not cleaning up after himself.
I confronted him with the problem and of course the excuses flowed like, um, water. I present you with the footage captured by one of the hundreds of hidden surveillance cameras on the island....
In the early hours of July 18th, that is, this morning, I discovered the pile in question and confronted Godzilla with it.
This is the conversation that ensued-
Me: What is this? (Although I knew quite well what it was by the horrendous odor.)
Godzilla: Rawwwr? (in a more or less simpering tone)
Me: Corprolite your arse, Godz, you may be prehistoric but that's positively NOT fossilized!!! @$%#*&!
He knew I was more than just a tad perturbed.
Godzilla: Rawreerawrawr! *whining*
Me: Don't hand me that 'the aliens made me doodie it' crap!
Definitely, don't hand me that shite!
This is the conversation that ensued-
Me: What is this? (Although I knew quite well what it was by the horrendous odor.)
Godzilla: Rawwwr? (in a more or less simpering tone)
Me: Corprolite your arse, Godz, you may be prehistoric but that's positively NOT fossilized!!! @$%#*&!
He knew I was more than just a tad perturbed.
Godzilla: Rawreerawrawr! *whining*
Me: Don't hand me that 'the aliens made me doodie it' crap!
Definitely, don't hand me that shite!
He used a few other far-fetched excuses until finally admitting it was him, that it was an accident and would not happen again.
Satisfied, I told him to clean it up and all would be forgotten...
Satisfied, I told him to clean it up and all would be forgotten...
UNTIL later that morning after sunrise I saw this on the monitor!-
You really need a magnifying glass, Kidd? I know you believe yourself to be the incarnation of Sherlock Holmes, but isn't the stench enough to tell you what it is?
I arrived at the scene just as Kidd 'Holmes' was berating Godzilla.
Thankfully I was able to settle the confrontation, cleaned the mess up myself and Godzilla went off to sulk for a few days.
Thankfully I was able to settle the confrontation, cleaned the mess up myself and Godzilla went off to sulk for a few days.
Such is the life of THE official representative on R'lyeh
*sigh*
*sigh*