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*shielding eyes*
*shielding eyes*
I was misinformed. The mystery, solved.
The impressions were not those of Bigleftfoot, just of a very large man's, very large feet...well, foot.
He is a resident of R'lyeh, known as the 'Generally Elusive Hopper.'
In fact, I was told he, not unlike Paul Bunyan of legend, fell on his rear, and that is how the pond was created.
It is not 'Bollocks Pond' after all.
It was named after the man himself.
A sign has since been erected in recognition, apologies have been made.
(Now if he would only put on trousers.)
*It has been said David comes from a long lineage of pantless hoppers who could hop for hours without getting winded. In fact, it is purported his great great great great etc. grandfather was close friends with the very talented, though little known artist/sculptor, Michael N. Gelato, who actually influenced many high renaissance artists.
The impressions were not those of Bigleftfoot, just of a very large man's, very large feet...well, foot.
He is a resident of R'lyeh, known as the 'Generally Elusive Hopper.'
In fact, I was told he, not unlike Paul Bunyan of legend, fell on his rear, and that is how the pond was created.
It is not 'Bollocks Pond' after all.
It was named after the man himself.
A sign has since been erected in recognition, apologies have been made.
(Now if he would only put on trousers.)
*It has been said David comes from a long lineage of pantless hoppers who could hop for hours without getting winded. In fact, it is purported his great great great great etc. grandfather was close friends with the very talented, though little known artist/sculptor, Michael N. Gelato, who actually influenced many high renaissance artists.