I may try it again, perhaps I can do better.
I like playing with words! :)
E is for evil, end and entrails
R is for raven, ransom and red
E is the letter already read
M is for mayhem and murder most foul
Y is for yeti whose eating your bowel.
Pestilent persons perilously plan plenary pandemonium
As acrimonious aristocrats angrily attack
The tortured transvestite trying to transform tombs’
Rancid rotting residents
Cannibalistic cadavers constantly craving
Kitten kidney knockwurst.
L is for Liver, Lipids and Lung
I is for Innards, Intestines not Dung
S is for Stomach, Saliva and Snot
And if you put them together, they make a good Sandwich.
Jabbering jackals joyously join jocular jeremy’s jaunty jabot
Ensemble, endlessly editing enormous erroneous epic enema essays
Nonchalantly nailing nasty notices neglecting normal niceties.
(I tried having them make some sort of sense.)
(Yes, I have an alliteration fetish I suppose.)