Please put some candy
In my bag of sweets stash,
If you haven't got some candy
Then cash will do,
If you haven't got some cash,
Then Boo to you!'
(Yes, I made those lyrics up.)
In my bag of sweets stash,
If you haven't got some candy
Then cash will do,
If you haven't got some cash,
Then Boo to you!'
(Yes, I made those lyrics up.)
So, I was thinking about what monster I would be, if I had to choose from Vampire, Frankenstein's monster, Mummy, Creature from the Black Lagoon, or Werewolf?
Well, I wouldn't make a very good vampire since I'm super afraid of the dark, *gblah, gblah* (Although I could use the iron. Maybe vampires are just misguided anemics?)
I'm allergic to dust & mold so that leaves out Mummy, as I'd be constantly sneezing, which would puff out more dust causing more sneezing. A vicious cycle. *shamble shamble, drag foot achoo....Aton bless you....*shamble shamble, drag foot achoo....Aton bless you....*shamble shamble, drag foot achoo.....* etc. He was a zombie after all. Just a packaged one.)
Frankenstein's monster has to deal with angry villagers with pitchforks, that would make me very sad, being shunned when all I want is to be accepted and liked for who/what I am. (Under the circumstances, it may be several people, what with all the body parts....hmm, I wonder if the 'monster' had multiple personality disorder???)
I'm not a strong swimmer, so Creature is out, though I do like water. Guess I wouldn't be a very good mermaid, either. I'd flounder....geddit? flounder? :)
That leaves Werewolf.
Other than fleas, and ripping people's throats out, I'd be fine with that.
Maybe I'm a closet furry.
*Oooolou Oooolou* (that's what the one in 'Brotherhood of the Wolf' said. Guess because it's French.
Excellent film, btw, loosely based on the Beast of Gévaudan, an 18th century French historical case.
Well, I wouldn't make a very good vampire since I'm super afraid of the dark, *gblah, gblah* (Although I could use the iron. Maybe vampires are just misguided anemics?)
I'm allergic to dust & mold so that leaves out Mummy, as I'd be constantly sneezing, which would puff out more dust causing more sneezing. A vicious cycle. *shamble shamble, drag foot achoo....Aton bless you....*shamble shamble, drag foot achoo....Aton bless you....*shamble shamble, drag foot achoo.....* etc. He was a zombie after all. Just a packaged one.)
Frankenstein's monster has to deal with angry villagers with pitchforks, that would make me very sad, being shunned when all I want is to be accepted and liked for who/what I am. (Under the circumstances, it may be several people, what with all the body parts....hmm, I wonder if the 'monster' had multiple personality disorder???)
I'm not a strong swimmer, so Creature is out, though I do like water. Guess I wouldn't be a very good mermaid, either. I'd flounder....geddit? flounder? :)
That leaves Werewolf.
Other than fleas, and ripping people's throats out, I'd be fine with that.
Maybe I'm a closet furry.
*Oooolou Oooolou* (that's what the one in 'Brotherhood of the Wolf' said. Guess because it's French.
Excellent film, btw, loosely based on the Beast of Gévaudan, an 18th century French historical case.
Also, the benefits of being a werewolf are, I assume, you can live forever, you get to lead a pretty normal life other than that once a month thing (I deal with a once a month thing already....) and there are no restrictions such as no exposure to sunlight, garlic, pyrophobia, ancient scrolls, etc. Only silver and hunters to avoid.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Not bad. Not bad at all.