Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a Velociraptor
E-I-E-I-O
With a flesh tear here
And a throat rip there
Here's Mac's arm, there's his guts
Everywhere there's bloody parts
Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
(and yes, I spelled 'Holey' that way on porpoise!...and he did have a few holes, hands, feet, you know <oh you nasty blasphemous girl you!)