Or I'm just transforming into someone/thing else altogether.
Geez, I hope if so I'll be able to fly....
Anyway, whatever, still haven't totally lost my sense of humour. I found some of it stuffed down between the couch cushions yesterday. *sigh*
So, there's this- I think either Ham-Lin (my hamster, yeah, again about the hamster) dreams or snores when she sleeps because she makes strange little breathey noises. She does not make the noises when she is awake. I hope she doesn't have sleep apnea.
I don't think they make tiny little CPAP machines.
I know of this because someone in my family has it and uses one. If you go past the bedroom at night you can hear it and sometimes, if he talks in his sleep through it, it's downright scary.
The thought crossed my mind, maybe Darth Vader is narcoleptic
and has sleep apnea so must wear one all the time, just in case. His 'helmet' is just a futuristic CPAP.
It was just a thought.
The End.
Not quite the end. Is it ever? Anyway, yes, yes, I am well aware Darth Vader uses a MLSS (mobile life support system)! The above was just a passing thought. I'm not totally stupid, ya know, just mildly inane :P
And did I mention I have a serious headache? Srsly do! :(