Ah, where to begin... Well, it all started when an anomaly caused a shift in the space/time continuum, and I was somehow transported here, in this universe. (It's all very complicated, way beyond human comprehension.) Presently posing as an American, for eternities (in your sense of time) I have tried to find my way back, as it is a constant struggle to keep my atoms from disassembling, and quite painful, too, I might add. After all these many eons, I find I've become rather fond of this place, and some of it's inhabitants, and have decided there is nothing left for me in my own dimension any longer. I have finally found what makes it all worth suffering for....to cast off one's skin and have some fun!