I do, however, stay relatively within the confines of speed limits. This is not about that, though.
K, so I ate this yogurt for breakfast this morning.
Yeah, the date had expired April 24th, but I didn’t have time to prepare
anything else, so I ate it.
It didn’t have any fuzzies (as opposed to furries...where’d that come from?
Yeah, I seem obsessed with them lately. I AM NOT ONE OF THEM, THOUGH! Let me make that perfectly clear, regardless of what you may have heard :)
Anyway, it passed the ‘no mold, doesn’t smell bad’ test, so I stirred up the cherries from the bottom, tasted it and it tasted ok so I shrugged, then ate it.
So far it has had no ill effects.
Hey, what could be wrong with it? Either all the living cultures in it have died, or multiplied even more.
Ohgodohgodohgod! (and yes, the 'doh' part says a lot)
I hope they don’t come bursting through my stomach!
Hmm, maybe they will give me some super power!
Probiotica! (as in ‘prO-biotica, not ‘probe-iotica.)
Having control over intestinal flora, um, it could have some.....well, no, never mind.
Don’t have anything more to say about this.
Well, yes I do :)
Instead of Probiotica, how about Gurt? Then, when people see me they can shout ‘Yo, Gurt!’
Yeah, that was bad. I should have stopped when I said I was going to *sigh*