and you know it's gotta be true since Jesus reported it!
and we know it all happened for real since, as of the year 2012 at least, all but one of six US flags are still standing. Wow, they really wanted to make sure everyone/thing would know who landed there first! BUT, according to the following, they have all been bleached white! So, along with the plaque, does this mean we surrender? Wait, maybe the moonites just replaced them with their own flag, or were just trying to tidy them up and went to heavy on the Clorox? All the American Flags On the Moon Are Now White and you know it's gotta be true since Jesus reported it! and another side of the Buzz- Take that you non-believers! Here are some of his references. Wonder if he could use them on his resumé? Yes, The Doctor has a job, a very important one in fact. It's saving the universe (time hath no hold on him). Well, mostly saving earth since we are just toddlers and are easy targets, generally having no idea what we are doing. Seriously, he is growing near.... BBC has sprung a leak! <This is so not right.
If you can't be a companion to the Doctor, this would be the second most uberawesome bestest thing!7/15/2014
It was ridiculous to have separate pages basically presenting the same thing, so now there will be only one. Which is this. The others can still be accessed if you are interested in viewing previous newsworthy (imo) rants, rambles and videos, they will just no longer be added to: Previously on InfiniThings (Don't be alarmed, the sensation you are feeling at this moment is not the quickening. No heads were taken. It is just a transition transmission :) Oh, and as a convenience, I will also be posting notifications here of any new entries to my stories.
new research is revealed! *sigh* So forget about my previous post and go ahead, eat beans, fart under blankets and inhale. Well, maybe not- 'Hydrogen sulfide was previously considered to be a toxic molecule until more recent research has proved that in small doses it has its merits.' Maybe there is a reason and use for everything, no matter how insignificant it may be? Anyway, it is AP39 scientists have developed in the lab (and I don't think it was produced and filtered from their arse....geesus, now I'm picturing lab workers with tubes and vacuums [as in hoover] and....oh, gods, will I ever be able to erase this from my mind!!!!) So, is it truth or is it farce<(which by definition is a forced fart :) Yeah, that was very very bad, but I'm nonetheless proud of it.) Anyway, it's really difficult to know what to believe anymore, what is real what is imagined....if I am imagining my life, then there must be something seriously wrong with me...why am I not imagining myself as irresistibly gorgeous, brilliant and wealthy? Oh, wait, even if I did, it would only be my imagining and not someone else's.....UNLESS, I imagine them imagining me to be the aforementioned stuff!?! Nah. This might explain it better, hydrogen sulfide that is, not my imaginings- Ignore the 'Volcanoes and Burning Sulfur' which is similar to our internal workings, k? Hey! If I've told you once, I've told you a gazillion times, I AM NOT A SCIENTIST! You want science, go see Dr. Pharaday at CONCERN! Maybe this is better? Yeah, I have no idea, either, all I've gotten out of any of this is- Watched 'Sucker Punch'.
It was kinda like Paris Hilton as Sailor Moon in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'. I liked it. It had a moral. I like things like that. It also had just about everything anyone could ask for in a film- Nazis, World Wars, Planes, Trains, Airships, Samurai, Knights, Dragons, Mechs, Robots, tough girls in skimpy costumes (if you're into that), and more. Concerning the dragon, it was interesting that they needed the two crystals from the dragon's throat(?) Yeah, I like dragons, and this got me thinking. If they were (since it was not specified in the film) actually a chunk of iron ore (like pyrite) and say a chunk of flint or quartz, and the dragon coughed a few times, and, like cows, belched methane, it would be a possibility they could, in fact, produce a flame. Coughs or hiccups would activate, a belch would be the trigger? AND, if dragons, like dinosaurs which eventually became chickens and ate stones to help digestion, well!?! Am I right!?! If said mineral/rock were located nearer their butt, it would be more likely for them to fart flames, though, I should think. Like how Spiderman's spinnerets would be more likely near his bum rather than his wrists. I guess, if they were located in his bum it would be inconvenient. He would have to most likely travel backwards sort of, and of course he would need to have a bum-flap in his superhero leotard, and that would just ruin his entire superhero allure. I guess it is better that he shoots webs from his hands. Maybe he actually has little spiders implanted in his hands and it is actually they that create the webs. That sounds more feasible. I was bit by a spider while sitting in the grass awaiting a fireworks display at school. I did not get any super powers. All I got was sick feeling for a few days. Of course, the spider that bit me was not radioactive. The only thing that particular spider could have been exposed to is lawn fertilizer, and I don’t even want to think about what super power that could invoke. K, back to the film. I suppose, in the end, she did perform her role in life and, in some way, found freedom from reality. Sort of. Anyway, it held my attention, and had purpose. Sweet Pea: 'And finally this question, the mystery of who's story it will be. Of who draws the curtain. Who is it that chooses our steps in the dance? Who drives us mad? Lashes us with whips and crowns us with victory when we survive the impossible? Who is it, that does all of these things? Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us, and at the same time sings that we will never die? Who teaches us what's real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us? And Who holds the key that can set us free... It's You. You have all the weapons you need. Now Fight!' Now if I could only believe and live by that *sigh* Everyone must stop farting!
And belching, <but this, mostly by cows. Anyway, it would be best not contribute to greenhouse gas emissions, by ingesting beans, lentils, pork, artichokes, asparagus, broccoli, brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, cucumbers, green peppers, onions, peas, radishes, raw potatoes (who eats them raw except perhaps Ebenezer Scrooge), apricots, bananas, melons, peaches, pears, prunes, raw apples, wheat, brans, eggs, certain sugar substitutes, milk and dairy products if you are lactose impaired, beer, wine...wait, they're gas forming, too? I'm sure there are more as it goes from individual to individual, and no matter what benefits they may have, we must forgo them! So, in short, do your fart, I mean, part and stop expelling! Give a hoot, don't pollute, have a heart, don't fart! That's my campaign slogan. Vegans take note, eat cows instead of beans! Abandonment
Humans abandon so many things. Abandoned buildings. Abandoned towns. Abandoned cars. Abandoned pets. Abandoned marriages. Abandoned relationships in general. Abandoned children. Abandoned old people. Abandoned physically. Abandoned emotionally. Abandoned. When something no longer serves a purpose, Or has lost it's interest and has grown boring. Or requires too much attention. When no one cares any longer. It becomes, abandoned. |
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