the conversation you are about to read is true. The names have been changed to protect the indolent, um, insolent, er, incident, ah, yes, the innocent.
3 days, 1 hour a millennium ago......or thereabouts.
Forrest Grump:
'I’ll drag you lot into the future even if it kills, maims or causes me severe emotional and mental issues . . . we all know the last one is the most likely.'
Marcia M.<(middle name Marcia) Marcia:
What if i’ve already been there and didn’t like it? The future. Or we all have but I’m the only one to remember it? Huh?
Anyway, if you end up institutionalized from all this (and I'm not saying you will, I’m just not allowed to disclose the future, you know, the non-interference code and all), I’ll visit and bring you cookies and comics. I promise. :)
Actually, I’m tens of thousands of years old, just like everything else in the universe (I guess, depending on what you think it’s foundation is, like energy/matter.)
Hey, maybe I’m a god and am just so old I’ve forgotten. Is that blasphemous? I don’t really mean it. Though, honestly, I suppose we are all gods unto ourselves, maybe? We hold ourselves responsible, or not, for our actions?
K, now my head hurts. Maybe it’s a tumor.
Forrest Grump:
'I’ll drag you lot into the future even if it kills, maims or causes me severe emotional and mental issues . . . we all know the last one is the most likely.'
Marcia M.<(middle name Marcia) Marcia:
What if i’ve already been there and didn’t like it? The future. Or we all have but I’m the only one to remember it? Huh?
Anyway, if you end up institutionalized from all this (and I'm not saying you will, I’m just not allowed to disclose the future, you know, the non-interference code and all), I’ll visit and bring you cookies and comics. I promise. :)
Actually, I’m tens of thousands of years old, just like everything else in the universe (I guess, depending on what you think it’s foundation is, like energy/matter.)
Hey, maybe I’m a god and am just so old I’ve forgotten. Is that blasphemous? I don’t really mean it. Though, honestly, I suppose we are all gods unto ourselves, maybe? We hold ourselves responsible, or not, for our actions?
K, now my head hurts. Maybe it’s a tumor.
(Shhh, don't tell anyone, Marcia Marcia Marcia is actually me. Shhhhh!)