I wonder if Aquaman ever gets swimmer's ear?
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Having righted the fetch incident, Filbert and Rover decided to see what was going on over at China's lunar landing.... 'That is the moon, Rover' said Filbert. 'Moon, M-o-o-n, Moon.'
'We never gave it a proper name, as we have everything else in the universe and beyond.' Rover appeared disinterested. 'See the invasive species' Filbert ignored Rover's disinterest, 'Radiation has caused them to mutate and become kaiju, like you, Rover.' Rover passed space gas in response. Maybe it will become a tiny gas planet, Filbert thought to himself. I've actually faced similar conundrums. One doesn't wish to offend, so I've come up with a solution. Call everyone 'carbon based lifeform.' It would solve a myriad of problems, no specific gender, race, or species/object (for those that identify with animals [furries] or inanimate objects), etc. 'How can I help you, Carbon Based Lifeform (CBL for short)' 'Next Carbon Based Lifeform in line' 'By the power vested in me by the State of Unionization, I hereby pronounce you Carbon Based Lifeforms until death do you part.' Of course, if you are, let's say, a silicon based lifeform, that would negate the above. I dunno. I guess, perhaps, 'Elemental' would be acceptable? This was the first thing that crossed my mind upon seeing the article. Apologies if it offends. Hey, I didn't write the lyrics. If it does, as I'm sure it will someone somewhere, maybe you should invest in a more pliant rod? Filbert sees Rover.
Rover sees Filbert. 'NO, Rover, that's not the asteroid!' 'Bad Rover! Bad tardigrade!' Filbert is upset. Rover is upset. The universe is upset. 'Let's play fetch the mini asteroid, Rover' says Filbert. See Rover . Rover is excited. Rover wants to please Filbert. 'Float, Rover! Float, fetch the mini asteroid!' (Named the tardigrade after the Mars rover. I think it's fitting.)
I first discovered them at the beginning of the first century of the 3rd millennium, the century of the Anno Domini era. (Approximately 2010.) Such amazing creatures, I am utterly fascinated by them (which you may have noticed in previous posts I've made here.) Anyway, I digress (as usual). Below is the, er, Christmas bucket (instead of a stocking) my best friend gave me as a gift, with lots of goodies inside, one being a worry tardigrade (she knows me well), along with various new agey type stuff and things. There was also a NASA blind box (from Japan) astronaught, because he actually never went to space. Maybe he was grounded because he was astronaughty? Hmm, imagining what one could do floating weightlessly....*ahem* sorry about that *sheepish grin* (And yes, it's a pooping Trump keyring. Which is what he's doing on the country. I'm surprised he hasn't made a horse chief magistrate yet. I think a horse would make a much better president, actually.) K, so I felt really bad for astronut Filbert (that's what I named him) since he hadn't been to space, so I obliged him, along with his pet kaiju tardigrade. 'Who's a good boy? Who's the good tardigrade!'
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