I wish pigs could fly,
I wish hell would freeze over (I know, I know, Dante's 9th circle already is)
I wish every girl and boy in the entire world would have a fluffy kitten to love (or perhaps a puppy or bunny),
I wish this would be your colour,
your colour I wish,
I wish I could breath under water,
I wish I could fly,
I wish I were gifted enough to attend Professor Xavier's school for gifted youngsters
or at least magical enough to go to Hogwarts,
I wish I had opposable big toes so I could type with my hands AND feet,
I wish the moon was made of cheese and I was a moonite,
I wish we never had to wear clothes...
or shoes...
maybe only hats
and perhaps gloves,
I wish I could talk to the animals, learn their languages, chat with a chimp in chimpanzee,
I wish I had a holodeck,
I wish I could quantum leap,
I wish I knew my times tables,
I wish gumdrops grew on trees, with rivers of chocolate and mountains made of marshmallow and everyone was made of gingerbread so those I did not like I could eat,
I wish I was not allergic to chocolate.
I wish I had mental telepathy,
I wish I could snap my fingers and be invisible,
I wish I had a hoverboard, and a spaceship so I could fly above the traffic,
or maybe a bulldozer/steamroller/forklift so I could just push/lift them (traffic) out of my way or drive over them,
I wish I could shoot death-rays from my eyes,
maybe not "death"-rays but just excruciatingly painful-rays,
and lightening bolts from my arse....well, actually that sounds pretty painful so perhaps just the death-rays,
I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
the christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
for 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a camaro's hood
I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down
I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up
I wish...
I wish...
I wish you were here instead of there...
I wish I were there instead of here...
I wish...
I wish...I wish...
(wishes 21 through 33 are actually Eddie Vedder's wishes, all the others are mine except perhaps for lines 4 and 5 which are my and Blixa Bargelds wishes.)
I wish hell would freeze over (I know, I know, Dante's 9th circle already is)
I wish every girl and boy in the entire world would have a fluffy kitten to love (or perhaps a puppy or bunny),
I wish this would be your colour,
your colour I wish,
I wish I could breath under water,
I wish I could fly,
I wish I were gifted enough to attend Professor Xavier's school for gifted youngsters
or at least magical enough to go to Hogwarts,
I wish I had opposable big toes so I could type with my hands AND feet,
I wish the moon was made of cheese and I was a moonite,
I wish we never had to wear clothes...
or shoes...
maybe only hats
and perhaps gloves,
I wish I could talk to the animals, learn their languages, chat with a chimp in chimpanzee,
I wish I had a holodeck,
I wish I could quantum leap,
I wish I knew my times tables,
I wish gumdrops grew on trees, with rivers of chocolate and mountains made of marshmallow and everyone was made of gingerbread so those I did not like I could eat,
I wish I was not allergic to chocolate.
I wish I had mental telepathy,
I wish I could snap my fingers and be invisible,
I wish I had a hoverboard, and a spaceship so I could fly above the traffic,
or maybe a bulldozer/steamroller/forklift so I could just push/lift them (traffic) out of my way or drive over them,
I wish I could shoot death-rays from my eyes,
maybe not "death"-rays but just excruciatingly painful-rays,
and lightening bolts from my arse....well, actually that sounds pretty painful so perhaps just the death-rays,
I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
the christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
for 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a camaro's hood
I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down
I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up
I wish...
I wish...
I wish you were here instead of there...
I wish I were there instead of here...
I wish...
I wish...I wish...
(wishes 21 through 33 are actually Eddie Vedder's wishes, all the others are mine except perhaps for lines 4 and 5 which are my and Blixa Bargelds wishes.)