Simon Sad - The game.
It is a really depressing game where players must draw cards from a deck with
topics such as ‘your dog was run over by a steamroller’; ‘your bf/gf just ran off with your bff’; ‘you have scurvy and you’re not even a pirate’ etc. The response must be depressingly despondent charades to the other players.
The winner is always the loser.
Shites and Bladders- The game
It is not what you think. Well, maybe it is.
Consists of connected pipes and commodes. You win when you reach the sewage plant.
Cute little happy, suitable to the theme, game pieces.
Use your imagination.
RandyLand- An ‘adult’ game
It can be played alone, but then it is called Handyland
or you could play Brandyland and drink your cares away.
Consists of lettered tiles with which a player must form an anagram of a word.
The next player must decipher it, and then add it to said word within 3 seconds, thus the name of the game.
Basically consists of ‘sniffing’ out the neighborhood
drug dealer who just murdered Colonel Mustardgas with a
(crack) pipe in the methlab, and similar everyday city scenarios.
Game of Lie(s)-
Like the game of Life, only...well...just like it!
(I’m not) Sorry-
Entails hurling ever increasing vile insults at one another.
Those who cry are automatically out.
Sniveling costs you points, while laughing, pointing and
deriding other players gain you them.
The game continues until
anger hits a crescendo and fist fights ensue.
Last one standing is the winner.
The Bondage form of twister.
The spinner consists of various restraints and such,
which must be worn/afixed/inserted while
attempting to keep one's balance on the game mat.
You don’t want to know what happens to the loser.
Create a corporation, drive all other competitors out of
business, and there you have the American dream.