But, this is not the reason for this post. It is to try and correct, with wisdumb, the problems in the world today.
Problem #1. How to stop war, adversity and make everyone happy (or at least delusional or apathetic.) The correct answer to this is FLUOXETINE. Yes, medicate the world. No more sadness. No more cares. No more insecurities. No more compulsions. We can all throw off all our cares and woes (and possibly our clothes as well) and go dancing in the rain. I kinda like that *stares off smiling, sigh*......now where was I, oh yes, wisdumb.
#2. How to remedy the melting of ice-caps from global warming, which causes the rise of ocean waters. (Of course, some people are of the opinion that there is no such thing as global warming. A stupid opinion. In my opinion. They are highly schooled in wisdumb too, apparently.)
Well, either remove all the fish (put them in aquariums or ship them to Seaworld or something OR add more sponges OR build large solar powered refrigeration units (with generator back-ups) and place them at the north and south poles. Problem solved.
#3. How to stop world hunger. Make people a food source. There are 7 billion + and growing so it is a very efficient way to decrease the surplus population at the same time. After all, we eat the flesh of our fellow planet dwellers, plants included, so why draw a line? Unless we can convert to osmosis, I see no other way.
#4. How to...oops, I have just gotten an urgent call and God does not like to be left on hold for too long...actually, I think I am in BIG trouble. He doesn’t like it when I take his name in vane or vein or vain or whatever and he is not too pleased with this post, so I have to think up something quick or I’ll lose my job.....