Anyway, a friend of mine told me there was a product called Hufu, which was supposedly human flavoured tofu, guess it would be an alternative for vegetarians??? Duh! Uh, yeah.
Here is what remains of HUFU, from the Wayback Machine, and also from there is Manbeef
(it's rather nice they've archived now defunct sites)
Hahaha, for cannibals who want to quit!